Let me catch you up a little. The baby is now 3 months old. She can hold her head up steadily, roll over from her back to her belly, and from her belly to her back, and she can sit up pretty well with assistance. She sleeps a whopping 8-9 hours a night. (Insert loud bragging to unlucky parents.) However she's started a nasty thumb sucking habit =|. I however, have done a lot of absolutely nothing.
Aaaand I developed a nasty addiction to The Golden Girls and The Nanny reruns. I already had the problem with The Nanny, I love Fran Drescher so much. But my love for Bea, Estell, Rue, and Betty is a little disturbing. It's greater than my Redbull problem, which is REALLY bad. I need rehab for it, literally.
Anyway, I'm finding out that around the 3 month mark kids turn into little humans. Not that they weren't humans before, but it's like they hit 3 months and start doing stuff. They coo, play, roll around, smile, laugh, and if they're my kid the squeal SOOO FREAKING LOUD. She only does it all the time. It's great though.
Along with all this stuff, everything has to go directly into her mouth. So gross. Oh you're wiping my nose with that baby wipe, IT GOES IT MY MOUTH TO CHEW ON! NO, I DONT CARE THAT IT HAS BOOGERS ON IT!
Last week she and I both had a nasty stomach virus. I was so worried she was going to use her super human baby speed to get a handful of poo and pop that in her mouth while I changed her. Luckily she never did that. And I changed about a thousand dirty diapers while we were sick. Now I'm just waiting for her to start eating the dogs food. Oh joy.
I'm hoping that she'll slow down a little on putting things in her mouth, but from what I understand, it doesn't get any better. Let's just hope I don't go to change a diaper and find a penny.
